“She could’ve been trying to console him,” James added. “It might’ve been his birthday treat, or maybe just a soft landing after the bash didn’t quite deliver on crowd size or vibes.”

Later, Trump returned the favour, reportedly resting his hand on Melania’s lap.

For a couple that’s often made headlines for looking like they’d rather be anywhere else, it was a moment of uncharacteristic tenderness, even if it came at a parade with more tanks than fans.

So while the party might’ve flopped, Trump at least got one birthday gift: Melania letting him know she wasn’t cold, and maybe still isn’t giving him the cold shoulder.