Before I could respond, he disappeared behind the curtain to business class.By the time I collapsed into seat 32B, both kids were fussing, apple juice had been spilled on my lap, and my neighbor asked to move seats because it was “a bit loud.”

My phone buzzed with a message from Eric:”The food is amazing up here. They even gave me a warm towel 😍”Meanwhile, I was wiping spit-up off my shirt with a baby wipe.