I just had to share this one with you. If you liked it, then please send it on. After all, laughter is the best medicine!
On the day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis call to his son who lives in Chicago since a few years back.
He says: “My dear son, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough.”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. ”I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her,” and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, ”Like hell they’re getting divorced!” She calls their father immediately.
