A teen at a sports physical prepared for “turn your head and cough”… but burped instead. Both he and the doctor snort-laughed through the rest. Another appointment featured two doctors arguing over an X-ray so fiercely staff began quietly leaving the room. Kids delivered their own classics: a game piece shoved up a nose that popped out in the waiting room, and a mini-motorcycle crash scar examined in front of a room full of residents.