The chatter began when the White House posted a blank Labor Day–weekend schedule following Trump’s last public sighting at a cabinet meeting earlier in the week. A handful of commenters rolled their eyes—“We didn’t see the last president for days at a time; why jump to conclusions now?”—while others fixated on Trump’s branding-heavy wardrobe (“Does he own clothes that don’t have his name on them?”) and his appearance, with a few unflattering comparisons to Weekend at Bernie’s.